"Kyber One's security protocols are as precise as a Jedi's lightsaber. They've helped me keep the galaxy safe from the dark side of the internet."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master

"Mesa think Kyber One's security is very good! Mesa's data is safe, and mesa can now browse the web without worry. Boo-boo!"

- Jar Jar Binks, Naboo Senator, Definately not a Sith Lord

"Beep bee-bee-boop beep! Screech beep boop beep beep skreeeonk! Beeep boop beep!"

- R2-D2, Astromech Droid